Behemotty's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adventures of Bibo 2]

uggh

Yawn.. this gets very boring after about, oooh, 3 mins? its terrible! the Ai is very bad, no choice of weapons and ARRGH!! It makes me mad how people can like games like this... Though it is an interesting IDEA though...

[Alien Hominid]

Aye..

This game looks good- It has smooth graphics and quality sound- good death scenes, tough bosses.. Its flaws are its repititism and toughness- there are tons and tons of enemies but no difficulty control (easy Medium Hard) and because of the masses, it makes killing repetative and boring after your 200th. Its the same thing that happened to Dynasty Warriors 2, which is a shame. Still its fun for a wee while so play on with no judgement!

[Kill The Phyco Sticks 2]

erk

Meh, It was amusing for a few minutes but there wasn't enough variety to keep me wanting to play more. I also found it relatively repitative(a tongue twister if there ever was one :D), so maybe some new enemies would be good and more interactivity- chopping limbs off would be good.
I voted a 5 for it because I see potential in it, so just keep at it, m'kay?

[Gunslinger]

Hmm

Well... The animation was good and the victory graphics were in particularly well done. But its nothing new, and with better FPS games out there, I would leave this game. Thats not to say its a bad game. Just not AS enjoyable. M'kay??
Good.

[Hit Baseballs]

Cool...

Ah baseball....

Cool game, enjoyable, relaxing, and enough to keep you interested in the game. Not much I cn say to improve on.

P.S. the person that reviewed this before me said it didnt load on his compuer after 20 mins. It took my computer exactly 4.723 secs. So... FUCK YOU Chrono_cs!

[IRAQ ATTACK]

My god...

well...brilliant... more than one m,ode of attack, bloody as hell, you choose who you want to destroy ( Saddam or Bush)... this is the first review written by me that gets a full overall 10..

Fucking Brilliant and Kudos to the author.

[Super Mario Rampage!]

Brilliant!

Very funny....enjoyed the ability to kill airborne targets...improvements; A boss enemy, High score perhaps... otherwise a brilliant, engrossing game.

Kudos to author

[Saddam Statue Smashfest]

Oh Dear...

Well now... No other weapons? Thats a bad start...Also old style graphics do not appeal to me...ITs boring too, you should have added more options IE piss on the statue.

Advice for players avoid like the plague.

[Geriatric Skeet Shooting]

Cool..ish

Well...Fun, but due to the 100pt limit it kind of ruins it for me. Fast and you can shoot the old people in the air more than once before the hit the ground.

[Bad Dudes vs. Bin Laden]

hmm...good thing

Well now that was pretty cool...Good positive message at the start and finish, important to get that point over...I dislike the old style graphics however and the game was too easy. But I enjoyes beating the crap out of Osama's balls.
Kudos to the author.